(With backdrop of Sodor Adventureland)
'One day, Diesel had a square face. He went to visit James who had a round face and Spencer who had an oval face. They were on the turntable. Diesel went on the turntable. The turntable was switched off so they went to see the Fat Controller, who said they had to press the big white button three times to make the turntable work. They pressed it <press press> 1 <press>, 2 <press>, 3 <press>. No! That's too many times! You must press it 3, 2, 1! Then they could press it 1, 2, 3. Then the turntable turned round and they could all go into the sheds and go to sleep.'